....I have in fact given. Because the advantage of being the odd one out is getting to appreciate the private jokes and chuckling to yourself. It's the small things. ;-)
Them: How did you break your legs?
Me: I fell off my broomstick right after banishing a group of gawking children to hell
Them: How do you sleep?
Me: Hanging upside down in my bat cave.
Da-na-na-na-na-na-BATMAN!
Da-na-na-na-na-na-BATMAN!
Them: Does it hurt when you break a bone?
Me: Does it hurt for you to use your brain?
Them: Can you go to the bathroom by yourself?
Me: No, I need you to wipe me and stand-by to ask my bladder if it's done yet.
Them: Did your mother leave you here all by yourself?!
Me: Yea, don't worry - most kidnappers are daunted by the sight of an 800lb
power wheelchair, never mind lifting it too.
power wheelchair, never mind lifting it too.
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